Showing posts with label robbery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label robbery. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The Cooperators

This little bit appeared in the South African lit e-journal Itch (http://www.itch.co.za/?article=533). Enough time has passed to reprint it here. I'll likely do the same with others, if for no other reason than that I hate the HTML format that they appeared in, and that so many e-zines use.


They’re watching. Their eyes are interchangeable, like pop-out pieces, and their voices form a network, like secret notes passed from hand to hand. None of it is written down but they have amassed a dossier on your habits, your comings and goings, your schedule, even your strategies to foil them. They share it amongst themselves, though only a few actually participate in the break-ins. One happens by in the morning and takes note, another in the afternoon, then someone again in the evening. There is one who is uniquely positioned in his job as, say, a watchman at a car lot across the street. How ironic. A watchman, indeed. He is a keen observer, and he likes to talk to his friends on the street. Occasionally you might see him patrol around the neighbourhood, for no apparent reason found in the job description of car lot watchman. Perhaps he’s just getting a bit of exercise.
            The data can come from anyone…the car washer, the weed puller, the gutter man, the beggar, someone in to help clean, or just opportunistic eyes drifting by from off the street. They blow up against your windows like litter glued to the glass
            It’s the way it is.
            The savvy South African accepts this, and takes it all with a grain of salt, writing off these relatively petty costs of the business of life as if they were taxes.
            But no one is happy with these constant invasions, and in a country of astounding and expansive freedom there is no one who will not welcome the additional freedom of a genuine personal space.
            Of course, this is something the invaders themselves have likely had very little experience of.
            And if I was any of them, I’d likely lend my eyes and ears to the cause and I’d likely be the one to smash the glass.




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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Funny, ha ha

It’s funny how the methods of thieves and robbers and criminals in general get incorporated into the very fabric of how an economy functions. The assimilation is nowhere more perfected than in the USA.
            It’s funny if you think getting reamed up the ass with a corrugated pipe is funny.
            It’s very funny how these shady behaviours get accepted by the general populace, growl as they might. To curse and express anger at being robbed is deemed to be naïve, un-American, anti-social, or even seditious.
            How has this happened?
            Gradually, over very many years; and it dates back to long before the founding of the US, doesn’t it?
            A very small example, and one revealing of my own naiveté is my current Comcast (that bastion of corporate excrescence) bill. Little did I know I was being charged for HBO every month, after the first month’s free trial. I never asked for it, I never signed on, I never said yes.
            But apparently I never said NO (perhaps I had other things to do).
            Let’s nail him! they gloated, and I was 20 bucks poorer every month for something I did not want.
            Apparently I let my guard down, forgetting how ‘things work’.
            Are corporations evil? my daughter asked me one day, as we walked along the tree-lined streets of midtown Sacramento.
            It’s more complicated than that, I answered.
            But I’m not so sure.
            The businessmen, the politicians, the lawmen; they all learn from the crooks. Somewhere in their hearts they admire the crooks and their quick successes, and seek only to find ways to do the very same things, but within the gambit of some law or other. Protection rackets, shell games, snake-oil, thinly veiled stick-ups and high-jackings – they are all accepted under the cover of the proper amount of, or layers of, authority and official and showy decoration.
            Peel the layers off the onion and you find nothing. Something has been lost - likely stolen - and it is irretrievable.
            Maybe you can live with this.